2/24
2011
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Today's Conversation That Could Have Thrown Me Into A Hate Spiral, But Didn't:
- Kid: Hey, Rebecca. Do you know which Mario character you remind me of? [Moderately attractive guy at the next table smiles and glances over.]
- Me: Nope, who? That peach one?
- Kid: No, there's this fat dog that walks around on his hind legs. I don't know his name, and he doesn't do much. But he's really fat. Not that you're fat. But he's really fat. You just have something in common...
